I'm Blue... and Cyan...

In my NES retrospective I am compelled to move beyond the realm of Nintendo owned characters, and into the world of licensed properties. Mega Man (Rock Man in Japan) has spent the better part of his 25 years of existence dominating my gaming life. Living in an implied near future (constantly referencing 20XX) the world the game takes place in seems to be a mysterious blend of Issac Assimov and Harry Houdini’s wettest of dreams.

6 NES games, 1 SNES, 1 Playstation, and two throwback style games for download on your console of choice, and the entire plot is the same. Dr. Albert Wiley, a mentally unstable computer scientist specializing in Artificial Intelligence, in an effort to get revenge for his perceived ostracizing by college Dr. Thomas Light builds (or in a few cases steals) robots to engage in terrorist actions around the world.

The Core Mechanics of Mega Man are nothing special. Solid Platforming around obstacles and bad guys is a must. The ability to blow the hell out of what’s in your way is important as well. But Megaman offered two unique mechanics that let it stand out.

The first is that you hyad the ability to choose the order of the levels you went through. A relatively simple mechanic that blows away the concept of levels simply getting “harder” as time went on, instead level design had to pose unique challenges.

The other mechanic was that every time you beat a level, you got to use the master of that levels weaponry. weather it was an explosive, Flame thrower, or even bladed boomerangs, whatever weapons you picked up also served as tools to assist you in getting through other levels as time went on, until you reach Wiley himself, and had to use all the tools at your disposal to even GET to him.

In my adulthood I realize the game was far from perfect. Plot-wise, as I said before it can be summed up in the same old

“Dr. Wiley is on the loose again.”

While certainly not the first, nor the last to have a plot point repeat to the point of silly I really wish Capcom has stuck to their guns. In the 4th game of the series a whole new character was introduced in Dr. Cassock, and then in the middle of the game they backed out and revealed it was Dr. Wiley blackmailing Cassock. In the 6th Game a Mr. X (creative right?) who stole robots from a competition was also reviled to be Dr. Wiley in disguise.

What would be so wrong with having a NEW villain… Seriously? Each time it Might have breathed some fresh life into a stagnant plot, and it DID till you screwed it up! but it does not end there.

Finally in the often derided second game, our protagonist finally had enough and was ready to vaporize this clichéd villan. Here a Robot with a sense of justice finally had himself pushed to far, where he overrides his own programming for the sake of a perceived greater whole. When it is pointed out that he as a robot is programmed never to cause a human harm he replies

“I HAVE BECOME MORE THEN A ROBOT!” the only thing that keeps him from firing though is not pity, but self preservation, as the building they are in is about to collapse.

COME ON! we were about to explore self actualization of an AI CAPCOM! And you BLEW IT!

Mega Man still has a huge following after all this time. To the point of Bands like the Megas dedicated to making music based off the games, plenty of artwork and ROM-Hacks out there as well.

What is most fascinating is that Eddie LeBron, an independent film maker, actually created a film, about an hour and a half long, based on the Mega Man Franchise. I got to be honest, it’s not Oscar quality, but it certainly has Lifetime Movie Quality script, even if the effects and costumes are…. UPN quality.

Then again this is big budget action on no budget.

The series is worthy of a checkout if your not familiar. You can find a compilation of the first 8 games on the Playstation 2, as well as the Mega Man X Series (which I consider separate)

You can also get the classic Nintendo games at vintage stores, but the price tag tends to hover around 20 dollars, if you pick ONE up, make sure it is Mega Man 2 or 3 often held as the gold standards of the series.