Thursday, February 23, 2012

Why I love Battletech

So I was reading the Game Over-thinker, who created a video called I love Video Games, which he admitted was a rip off of friend of the show Film Critic Hulks "Why I love movies." and cause I have nothing else coming up the pipe creatively I thought I would rip of the man, who ripped off the man.

So here it is, the reasons I love Battletech

BECAUSE OF JORDAN WEISMANN.

BECAUSE OF BEER AND PRETZELS

BECAUSE OF TEACHING MY WIFE HOW TO PLAY AS A DATE.

BECAUSE OF THE GIANT ROBOTS

BECAUSE OF THE TO HIT MODIFIER

BECAUSE OF THE END OF A DYING TIME.

BECAUSE OPERATION KLONDIKE GOT MADE.

BECAUSE OF THOMAS FREAKING HOGARTH!!!

BECAUSE OF THE JUMPKICK IN TRO 3025 HAS NOT GOTTEN SOLID RULES YET.

BECAUSE OF MICHAEL STACKPOLE

BECAUSE IT IGNITES OUR IMAGINATIONS.

BECAUSE OF GRAYSON CARLYE STARING DOWN A LOCUST.

BECAUSE OF TIMBIQUI DARK

BECAUSE OF THE COUNCIL OF THE GEMS MEETING IN THE EARLY NOVELS

BECAUSE OF THE MOMENT WHERE VICTOR DAVION GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE IN THE BLOOD OF KERENSKY TRILOGY.

SCREW IT, BECAUSE OF THE ENTIRETY OF BLOOD OF KERENSKY TRILOGY.

BECAUSE OF THE FIRST SOMERSET STRIKERS

BECAUSE OF THE DELIGHTFUL, LURID INSANITY ROMANO LIAO

BECAUSE OF MISTAKES LIKE FAR COUNTRY.

BECAUSE IT ALLOW US TO EXPERIENCE IMPOSSIBILITIES.

BECAUSE OF TUESDAY

BECAUSE OF THE INSANE RANGE OF THE AC2.

BECAUSE NO ONE WEARS THE WHITE HEAT.

BECAUSE OF GARISH COLOR SCHEMES ON CAMO SPECS

BECAUSE OF EVERY SINGLE LINE DELIVERY BY JAIME WOLF IN WOLVES ON THE BORDER

BECAUSE OF THE DELIGHTFUL RARITY OF KNOCKING OUT A 100 TON MECH WITH A SINGLE SHOT

BECAUSE OF THE JOKES MY FRIEND CHRIS MADE DURING GAMES.

BECAUSE I PRETTY MUCH KINDA SAW THE END OF THE FEDCOM CIVIL WAR, DOWN TO VLAD TAKING KATHERINE AS A SEX SLAVE, ERRRR BONDSMAN

BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THE MANEI DOMINI COMING.

BECAUSE WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOP THE HOT DROP SCENE IN FLASHPOINT

BECAUSE I STILL THINK “ENHANCED IMAGING” IS COOL 20 YEARS LATER.

BECAUSE ENDGAME WAS NOT THAT AT ALL

BECAUSE OF EVERY SINGLE PRODUCTION DETAIL OF THE WARS OF REAVING

BECAUSE LAMS ARE SO POWERFUL THEY CAN BE BANNED.

BECAUSE OF LAM LOVERS

BECAUSE OF LAM HATERS

BECAUSE OF MORGAN KELL.

BECAUSE IT MAKES THE WORLD FEEL BIGGER.

BECAUSE IT MAKES THE WORLD FEEL SMALLER.

BECAUSE OF THE UNCOMFORTABLE TIME MY WIFE CHALLENGED ME TO A TRIAL OF POSSESSION FOR MY GENETIC LEGACY

BECAUSE OF HOW ANY FAN CAN STAND UP TALL AND PROUDLY PROCLAIM TO LOVE THE URBANMECH

BECAUSE VICTOR STEINER DAVION’S ROMANCES WITH OMI KURITA AND ISIS MARIK ARE MORE COMPELLING AND MATURE THEN ANYTHING STEFANIE MEYER WILL EVER HOPE TO WRITE DOWN IN HER PUTRID EXISTENCE AS AN AUTHOR

BECAUSE OF THE CUT TO BLACK GHOSTS OF WINTER

BECAUSE OF THE ASSASSINATION SCENE IN ASSUMPTION OF RISK

BECAUSE OF THE BIG REVEAL IN LETHAL HERATIGE.

BECAUSE THE JIHAD DIDN'T COMPROMISE.

BECAUSE OF LINCOLN OSIS’ NECK

BECAUSE OF TANCRED SANDOVAL’S MUTTONCHOPS.

BECAUSE OF KAREN NAGASAWA’S SMILE.

BECAUSE OF ULRIC KERENSKY’S MIND.

BECAUSE OF ACE DARWIN’S PANTHER.

BECAUSE OF PHELAN KELLS GALL

BECAUSE OF THE LEGACY OF THOMAS MARIK.

BECAUSE OF THE WAY ANDREY KERENSKY PROJECTED DIGNITY.

BECAUSE OF THEY WAY NATASHA KERENSKY PROJECTED TROUBLE.

BECAUSE OF THE WAY HANSE DAVION WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT.

BECAUSE OF THE WAY ALEXANDER DAVION WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT EITHER.

BECAUSE I SAID “NO FUCKING WAY” WHEN THE MANEI DOMINI WHERE INTRODUCED AS MORE THEN RUMOR IN DAWN OF THE JIHAD

BECAUSE I CRIED WHEN OMI KURITA WAS KILLED

BECAUSE OF THE HORRIFIC AWESOMENESS THAT WAS STAR LORD.

BECAUSE OF THE JAGERMECH.

BECAUSE TRO 3075 PROVED YOU CAN STILL DO AWESOME THINGS WITH “OUT OF THE BOX SET” TECHNOLOGY

BECAUSE OF THE AWESOME ART OF BRENT EVANS

BECAUSE OF DOUG CHAFEE.

BECAUSE OF 25 YEARS OF ART AND FICTION

BECAUSE THE SWORD AND THE DAGGER IS STILL NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET UNDER 100 DOLLARS.

BECAUSE OF THE BRAZEN AUDACITY OF RANDALL BILLS AND LOREN COLEMAN.

BECAUSE OF SOME FANS STILL CONSIDER TECHNICAL READOUT 3025 TO BE THE PINNACLE OF THE UNIVERSE AND DAMN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT.

BECAUSE BECAUSE ARCHER CHRISTIFORI ASKING KATHERNIEN STEINER DAVION FOR AN EXCUSE TO PUBLICLY HUMILIATE HER WAS THE LAST GREAT SLAP IN THE FACE OF AN IRREDEMABLE CHARACTER

BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING THEN PULLING OFF AN UNBELIEVABLY DIFFICULT MINIATURES PAINT JOB THE FIRST TIME AROUND

BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE FRUSTRATING THEN NEVER QUITE GETTING THAT SAME PAINT JOB TO REPEAT IT’S BRILLIANCE.

BECAUSE I CAN STAY LOYAL TO THE PROPERTY WHILE BEING BANNED FROM THE FORUMS.

BECAUSE HERB, BRENT, LOREN, ALEX, RAY, BEN, JASON, AND TARA ALL GREET ME LIKE AN OLD FRIEND AT THE GENCON BOOTH.

BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONE THING I WOULD PLAY OVER ANY OTHER GAME OUT THERE.

... EXCEPT SHARING THEM WITH THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT TOO.

BECAUSE AS CYNICAL AS WE GET, THERE ARE STILL A THOUSAND GREAT STORIES THAT HAVE YET TO BE TOLD. A THOUSAND GREAT GAMES YET TO BE PLAYED, AND A THOUSAND GREAT MECHS YET TO GRACE A RECORD SHEET.

AND LASTLY, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, BECAUSE BATTLETECH TOTALLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.

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